Saturday, March 3, 2012

A Corn Chip walks into a bar....

CORN. It's in everything...including Corn chips @ my fav- Pappasitos. To hear myself say "a virgin bloody mary" (I was driving) and "no rice no beans but extra veggies" made me sad : ( Corn is even in contact lens solution. Omg. Sigh. OH! Were you expecting a punchline?! Don't you know I'm bad at telling jokes? Ok a STRING walks into a bar and the bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve STRINGS". The string wiggles around and contorts himself, rubbing on the floor and says "you can serve me now". Bartender :"why now?" Because now I'm a FRAYED NOT". Booo!!!

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