Attack of the 50' Potato(E)!

All I wanted was a simple turkey patty with no bun and some potato......................this is what I got. WtH is THIS?! I googled it. A GINORMoUS BURbANk RUSSET iNSulIN-SpikER-Brain-plaque-depositoR. Who EATS these?!-and its not even STUFFED! I'm sad to say most of it ended up in the trash : / and not on my brain or my butt.